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University Of Texas Cancels Houston Expansion Plan
Chancellor William McRaven: "I wasn't able to get the stakeholders necessary to move forward.

Houston Police Arrest Two Alleged MS-13 Gang Members For Girls Satanic Killing
Victim who was allegedly kidnapped and raped by gang, shared chilling details of satanic worship that included girls murder.

Senate Confirms Rick Perry As Energy Secretary
In a 62-37 vote, former Texas governor is put in charge of department he had vowed to abolish

Houstonians No Longer Going To Jail for Possessing Marijuana
If you are caught with less than four ounces of pot, you can take a four-hour education class and avoid time in a cell

Houston Police Arrest Naked Running Man
Man is accused of breaking into an apartment and sexually assaulting a woman in front of her child.

Lawmaker Repudiated After Trying To Insert Anti-Immigrant Amendment Into Abused Kids' Bill
Mark Keough, a Christian pastor in his hometown, tried to block added support for caregivers of abused kids if they are undocumented.

Reward Increased For Texas Fugitive With Aryan Brotherhood Ties
Jared Luke Langley, 34 — known as 'Twisted' and 'Twist' — has multiple tattoos and is wanted on parole violation and other charges

Police Investigate After Two Dead Bodies Found In South Austin Hotel Room
Police are unsure what may have caused the deaths after responding to a welfare check call on Thursday afternoon

South Korea-Based Chicken Chain Coming to Houston
Vons Chicken, which steams its birds in a special oven, will establish its first Houston location on Long Point Road

Patch Weekend Movie Guide: 'Logan,' 'The Shack' and 'Before I Fall'
Hugh Jackman is Wolverine and Octavia Spencer is God. Find out which performance we're not going to miss, plus a Netflix pick for the kids.

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Naked Runner Image: Tony Alter via Flickr