Nude Harpist, Turkey Burglar, Spot-On Psychic: Weirdest On Patch

This was a weird year, and we're not talking about what's going on in the political sphere, though that seems to get stranger every week, too.

No, we're talking about a giant target ball terrorizing a parking lot, a multi-million dollar Auguste Rodin sculpture found sitting inside a local council chamber and even a call out for a nude harpist.

And those are just some of the weird stories to come out of the tens of thousands of articles we churn out every year across the Patch network. These are the cream of the crop. Enjoy.

Multi-Million Dollar Rodin Sculpture Sat In Madison Borough Hall For Years

It's not every day one makes a rare and extraordinary artistic find inside a government, but that's exactly what happened in this New Jersey borough. There had long been rumors that a bust was actually carved by a world famous sculptor, but most people simply chalked those up to fruitless rumors. They were wrong.

Turkey Takes Wrong Turn On Pontiac Avenue, Lands In Doctor's Office

Turkeys rarely do things that make headlines — unless they're being pardoned — but this turkey broke in to a orthodontist office and, luckily, someone had the wherewithal to snap a photo for everyone's enjoyment.

Wanted: Nude Harpist For Boston Wedding

This is one of those cases where "'nuff said" might suffice, but here at Patch, we strive to go above and beyond. So make sure you take look at this Craigslist post if you're tired of making small talk with family members you only see once a year.

Psychic Predicted Chester Man's $1.14M Lottery Wins

If I told you a psychic told a man he'd find love and make a lot of money, you might ask, "So what?" If I told you that man soon after married the love of his life and won the lottery — twice — your jaw might drop. Prepare to be amazed.

Out Of Gas In Dublin, DJ Gets Hail Mary Lift From Derek Carr

Oakland Raiders quarterback Derek Carr saw a man stranded on the side of the road. What happened next will restore your faith in humanity.

2-Ton Target Ball Gets Loose In NJ Parking Lot

It might sound like something out of a b-movie horror film, but this Target ball caused thousands of dollars in damage. And there's video.

Is 'Kid Tax' At Local Diner Fair? Mom Says No

Kids beware: Go to this diner and you'll have a special tax waiting just for you. And this mom is not happy about it.

Marijuana Again Stashed In Ford Auto Shipments From Mexico

For some reason, people just can't seem to stop stashing massive quantities of marijuana inside Ford and Lincoln vehicles shipped from Mexico.

Chesapeake Bay's 'Goat Island' Only Costs This Much

Ever wanted to own your own island in the Chesapeake Bay that comes with a herd of goats? Of course you do. It comes with a couple shanties, too.

Chesapeake Bay Lighthouse Is The Right House For $15K

And while we're on the subject, you probably have also always wanted to live in an old lighthouse about 2 miles offshore in Chesapeake Bay. Not digging the location? Don't worry. More lighthouses in other parts of the country are for sale, too.

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