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🌱 How worried should Guerneville be about this coming Super El Niño?

Guerneville, California Patch AM: a 4 min read

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In today's newsletter:

  • How worried should Guerneville be about this coming Super El Niño?

Also on today's calendar: WonderBread 5 and 4 more events.

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

  • Thursday: Clouds giving way to sun, with a high of 77 and low of 54 degrees.
  • Friday: Clouds yielding to sun, temps: high: 83, low: 53.
  • Saturday: Mostly sunny and warm, with a high of 88 and low of 52 degrees. 🌶 Hot!

📰 News we're reading

• 'An extraordinary event': Local fallout of 'Super El Niño' could include record-high sea levels, major flooding, coastal erosion (pressdemocrat.com) — Guerneville residents along the Russian River are being warned that an emerging “Super El Niño” could bring a wetter-than-normal winter and raise flood risks, with minor flood stage at 32 feet in town. Experts in a statewide town hall urged locals to prepare now with emergency alerts, go-bags, and family plans as record-high sea levels, strong storms, and coastal impacts are expected across Northern California.
   

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Guerneville

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★ Featured events ★

    Saturday August 8
  • WonderBread 5 →
    Bacchus Landing, Bacchus Lndg Wy, Healdsburg
    5:00 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

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🪧 Patch Classifieds

  • Space for rent for Licensed Pedicurist/Manicurist (Enso Village Salon)
    Enso Village Salon in Healdsburg has a part-time space for rent for a current licensed Pedicurist and Manicurist. (Independent Contractor)Must have... (More info)

💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

  • Hello, Looking for an electrical pro to replace burnt-out outlets, fix non-working light switches and install hard-wired sconces.
    Worried about scammers/gougers so word-of-mouth recommendations most welcome. (Nextdoor Guernewood Park)
  • 🤠THE 1stMAN Presents a “NO TUESDAY HEARTBREAK” COMMUNITY EXAMPLE courtesy of Waste Innovation Stories.
    “Plant the Cup, Not the Waste What if a disposable coffee cup didn't become waste-but the beginning of new life? A creative innovation emerging… (Nextdoor River Road)
  • Del Taco posted a job opening for Shift Manager in Guerneville. Apply here.
  • Burger King posted a job opening for Team Member in Windsor. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Guerneville here.

🗞 Nearby News

Forestville

  • Huffman Demands FAA Restore Quiet Sonoma County Flight Paths After Bohemian Club Changes (kqed.org)

Windsor

  • Woman says former Windsor mayor sexually assaulted her and a friend in a hot tub (pressdemocrat.com)
  • Vote no on sales tax measures, Vote yes for Mike Thompson: Aug. 5 PD Letters (pressdemocrat.com)
  • Former disgraced Bay Area animal shelter operator transferred dogs to Miranda's Rescue now under investigation (mercurynews.com)

Healdsburg

  • Healdsburg Airport Repairs Close Taxiway And Runway In August (patch.com)
  • Stronger Storms, Higher Seas, And Greater Flooding Risks Could Threaten California This Winter (patch.com)

Ok Guerneville! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!

-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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