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Ben Carson Repeatedly Mispronounces Hamas as Hummus
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Ben Carson Repeatedly Mispronounces Hamas as Hummus: While speaking at the Republican Jewish Coalition, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson repeatedly pronounced the militant Palestinian group Hamas as hummus, the popular food dip made from chickpeas.
What an idiot! Why everyone knows hummus is the stuff you spread on PETA bread. Next, he’ll probably ask if they’re serving ISIS cream for desert. I’m sorry, but I expect more from someone who’s a renowned grain sturgeon.
And while this may sound trivial to some, my big concern is that if he can’t tell the difference between Hamas and hummus, how’s he gonna know the difference between the Taliban and tabouli or even the South Pacific islands of Tahini?
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Good grief, one can only hope he doesn’t make these same mistakes next week when he appears before the Legume of Women Voters.