Crying Nazi’s Lawyer Claims He’s Just Kidding About Killing Jews

Crying Nazi’s Lawyer Claims He’s Just Kidding About Killing Jews: During a four-hour bail hearing, “Crying Nazi” Christopher Cantwell’s lawyer claimed his client’s disparaging and threatening comments about blacks and Jews “was just a comedic act of a shock jock, kind of like Jewish comedian Jackie Mason.”

Wow, who knew? Or, as Mr Trump would probably put it, there appears to be "many sides, many sides” to this weeping Nazi lad. Anyway, during the bail session, Cantwell's lawyer tried to argue the entire case should be dismissed, claiming all those videos and audio recordings of Cantwell making threats against people was simply “hearsay evidence.”

And I guess he has a point. Come on, who among us doesn’t joke around about committing genocide? I mean - what could be more wholesome fun than marching in formation in an open carry state with lit torches shouting “Jews will not replace us?” These people are some real cards. Guess those wacky Nazi’s will do about anything for a good laugh.

And what people don’t understand is, we’re right in the midst of an “ironic Nazi uprising” as opposed to a serious one. Why its all in the name of good humor. Please, I’m laughing so hard - I’m crying! Of course, I could never expect to get that crying down quite like Cantwell has. He’s a pro! Why, he’s so good at crying, if one didn’t know better - one might conclude this whiney bitch has a few “mommy issues.”

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