Employee Accidentally Sets Off Missile Alert in Hawaii

Employee Accidentally Sets Off Missile Alert in Hawaii: A bogus emergency missile alert that was accidentally set off and sent out to everyone in Hawaii - has been determined to have been caused by an employee who mistakenly pushed the wrong button.

Gee, an employee accidentally set off the missile alert system? Makes you wonder, just what the hell was this guy was smok’n? Oh wait, I think we already know the answer to that - Maui Wowie - but I digress. All I can say is, its a good thing our President Trump was on the golf course again, or he might have panicked and pushed that “much bigger and much better nuclear button” he has setting on his desk.

That said, somebody needs to sit that employee down and have a good talk with him…“Now listen Sparky, let’s go over this one more time - the green button is for all is well and the red button is for…nooooo! - that button says “launch,” not “lunch!”

Meanwhile, alt-right conspiracy theorists have been busy insisting that this incident was no accident at all, but an attempt by a blue state to make President Trump look like a fool. Which sounds ridiculous when you consider that our President doesn’t need any help from blue states to make himself look a fool!

Anyway, one interesting thing I noticed was that, even during a frightening situation like this, you don’t hear very many Hawaii residents saying things like “I told you we should have moved to Cleveland instead.” That said, I think it’ll be interesting to see just how many babies will be born about 9 months from now.

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