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Evangelist Graham Claims Russians Didn’t Influence US Elections - God Did
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Evangelist Graham Claims Russians Didn’t Influence US Elections - God Did: Evangelist Franklin Graham responded to recent allegations that Russian hackers released information that tipped the election over to Donald Trump and the Republicans by proclaiming “it wasn’t Russian hackers who influenced our elections - it was God.”
Interesting - so if I’m understanding Pastor Graham correctly, apparently Vladimir Putin must be God? Not to be critical, but I think if I were God - and I wanted to make a big point in the election by having Donald Trump win, I don’t think I would have had Hillary Clinton win the popular vote by millions of votes - just a thought. Perhaps God should just stick to finding believers good parking spots at busy malls and influencing the outcome of college and NFL games. But who am I to judge?
On the other hand, I suppose if God were looking for a great new way to punish humanity for all it’s sins, I honestly can’t think of a better way than to have Donald Trump elected president. As they say, the Lord helps those who help themselves - and in this case, to other people's emails.
