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Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY
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Jared Kushner Registered to Vote As a Woman in NY: Records show White House senior adviser and Presidential son-in-law Jared Kushner has been registered to vote in New York as a woman for the past eight years.
Initially, everyone simply wrote the whole thing off as a clerical error - that is until White House staffers reported hearing Shania Twain’s “Man, I Feel Like a Woman” blasting out of Kushner’s West Wing office.
And talk about a Republican's worst nightmare, it almost sounds as if a certain someone may have been using the “wrong” bathroom for the last eight years. That’s not gonna sit very well with the President’s loyal evangelical followers. It’s almost enough to make them forget about all those kneeling NFL players.
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That said, checking female on your voter registration form could have some pretty serious implications, like Republicans may demand that Kushner only be paid 80% of his current salary - and it’s a sure bet when he attends some of those White House staff meetings, President Trump will begin touching him in some pretty creepy ways. On a positive note though, he’ll now be eligible to apply for a Saudi Arabian driver’s license.