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Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls
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Limbaugh Says Moore Was a Democrat When He Targeted Teen Girls: Rush Limbaugh has added a new twist to those Republicans defending evangelical Alabama US Senate candidate Roy Moore, telling viewers that Moore was actually a Democrat during the period of time when he allegedly made sexual advances towards five teenage girls.
Now, of course, I’m no lawyer, but if I’m not mistaken - I believe in legal circles - that’s often referred to as the “OxyContin/Viagra defense.” That said, Rush does make a valid point. I mean, there was a time when groups like the KKK, religious bigots and other white supremacists were essentially all Southern Democrats…now, they’re all Republicans!
Anyway, I believe the point Rush is trying to make is that the Republican party has recruited most of these creeps, racists and pedophiles out of the Democratic Party and into their ranks. Which kind of makes sense when you consider that pedophile Democrats like Anthony Weiner generally go to jail, while Republican pedophiles get elected to public office. Hell, recent polls are even showing that Roy Moore’s popularity among evangelicals shot up like crazy after the pedophilia accusations against him became public.
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Its almost as if when Moore realized he was a pedophile, Republicans told him “well then, you’re in the wrong party. Come join us - the GOP has a big tent.” I mean, even Donald Trump was a Democrat at one time. Of course Limbaugh - on the other hand, hasn’t been inconsistent at all. He’s always been an idiot.