Major Flaw Logging in to iPhone X Uncovered: Had to call Apple to complain after encountering major issues trying to login to my iPhone X. The damn iPhone’s facial recognition feature has not only been blocking me from logging me in, but has also begun calling me ugly too. To make matters worse, Siri has been sending me lists of notable plastic surgeons in my area
Finland Testing Nasal Spray Aimed at Tackling Gambling Addiction: Researchers in Finland are testing to see if naloxone, a fast-working spray that blocks the production of dopamine, could be beneficial in helping to cure gambling addiction. Researchers are optimistic about the results and many of those its designed to help are betting heavily that it’ll work.
Deputy Press Secretary Hogan Gidley Defends Jared and Ivanka: White House deputy press secretary Hogan Gidley told reporters that Steve Bannon’s comments about Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump in Michael Wolff’s new book were “grotesque” and “repugnant” considering the president’s children have been “sacrificing their personal lives in service to their country.” Gee, I never quite thought of grifting and treason as a sacrifice, but I suppose both can consume a lot of one’s time. That said, it sounds like a certain deputy press secretary is kissing-up for that head White House Press Secretary job once Sarah Huckabee Sanders finally gets called back home to Satan.
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Massive Storm Heading Toward Los Angeles Area: The National Weather Service is predicting a powerful rainstorm will hit the LA basin Monday and Tuesday, breaking an 11-month record drought. The storm is expected to be so strong that some officials are urging people living in the outlying areas to consider skipping Monday and Tuesday and just moving on into Wednesday when the storm is expected to have already passed through the area.
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Ocean Floor Sinking Under Water Weight From Melting Glaciers: Scientists say so much extra water is being added into the world’s oceans from melting glaciers that the ocean floor is sinking underneath its increasing weight. OK, but I guess first my question would be - exactly where is the ocean floor sinking to? Personally, my concern is the ocean may be leaking out through the sea floor and then draining through another hole in the South Pole.
Local Arkansas High School Arms Its Teachers: The small Arkansas town of Clarksville has decided to give concealed weapons to 20 teachers and staff at its local high school. Gee, and to think teachers used to scare the living crap out of us back when they were only carrying paddles.
California Romaine Lettuce E.coli Outbreak: California health officials say residents should stop eating romaine lettuce until the cause of a recent E. coli outbreak is identified. Officials say the E. coli situation is especially dangerous those paid for their lettuce using e-commerce.
Large Penis Video-bombs Behind Czech News Anchor: During a live news broadcast, video of a large penis was displayed behind popular Czech Republic news anchor Daniel Takac. Some viewers are disputing whether or not it was really a “large” penis, pointing out that the camera can add up to 10 lbs.
Thai Penis-Whitening Laser Procedure Goes Viral: A Thai clinic which promotes cosmetic surgeries such as breast augmentation on its social media channels has gone viral for a lesser known procedure which changes the pigmentation of the skin on the penis to white. The clinic reports that the surgery is performed with “genital anesthesia.” In the meantime, for those of you who are getting all freaked out about people getting this procedure - all I can say is “lighten up!”
Study Finds People Who Swear Are More Honest: Researchers from the University of Cambridge found that those who swear more are more likely to be honest people than those who don’t. So next time you’re in court and they ask you “do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” - better tell them “hell yes!”
Trump Admin to Allow Oil Drilling Off All of US Coast: The Trump administration has unveiled a plan that would open almost all US offshore territory to oil and gas drilling, including previously protected areas of the Atlantic, Arctic and Pacific oceans. Gee, so much to destroy - so little time! Personally, I'd LOVE to see some huge oil rig go up just off Mar-a-Logo, but the sad truth is that most likely the closest thing there is to oil around Mar-a-Logo is all that lard in Trump’s belly.
Officials Remove Eggs of Deadly Snake in School Sandbox: An animal rescue crew was called to remove 43 reptile eggs from which are believed to be eggs from the world’s 2nd most venomous snake - the eastern brown snake - from seven sandboxes at an elementary school in New South Wales. Why what an interesting, unique idea these snakes have come up with to teach our children firsthand about the wonders of nature.
Scientists Find First Asteroid That Has Rings: In a first, scientists have detected rings encircling a 155-mile-wide asteroid that orbits the sun between Saturn and Uranus, which they say is the first object they’ve found besides our solar system's giant gas planets that have rings. Astronomers say they’re also a bit baffled as to why it would have rings, in that the asteroid appears to be unmarried.
Humpback Whales May Lose Endangered Status: Alaska’s humpback whales are close to losing their federal endangered status as their numbers continue to grow. Wow, sounds like these whales are finally over the hump.
Skinny Women Earn More Money: According to a study in the Journal of Applied Psychology, women who are "very thin" earn nearly $22,000 more than their "average weight” counterparts. Well, one thing’s for sure, they’re certainly not gonna blow all that money eating out.
