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Mitt Romney Hosts Sleepover for Rubio and Christie:

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Mitt Romney Hosts Sleepover for Rubio and Christie: Aids say Mitt Romney hosted a holiday sleepover for rival Republican presidential contenders New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio over the July 4th weekend at his home in Wolfeboro, New Hampshire.

And who could turn down an invitation to Mormon jammy party? Telling food stamp and welfare recipient horror stories while gathered around the campfire - what fun!

One thing’s for sure though - if I were Rubio - I’d fight Christie for that top bunk like my life depended on it. Lindsay Graham reportedly tied to crash the party, but was told “no girls allowed.”

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The RNC plans to make a short documentary film of the gathering which will be titled “Brokeback Mansion.”

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