Politics & Government
Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump
A satirical look at current events!
Poll Shows US Losing World’s Respect Under Trump: According to a wide-ranging international study, with the exception of Russia, Donald Trump’s presidency is alarming citizens of our nation’s closest allies as well as others worldwide, diminishing the US standing in the world. Can’t for the life of me understand why. Hell, here in the US - all the coal mines have now been reopened, scientists now freely admit climate change is fake, Hillary’s been locked up in prison for life, we now have cheap and plentiful healthcare for everyone, a beautiful wall is being constructed all along the Mexican border with solar panels which will pay for the cost and then some, we now have nearly full employment in America because of everyone put to work on the Dakota Access Pipeline, a stable and meaningful foreign policy, not to mention a thoughtful and compassionate president and congress who are deeply loved by all US citizens. Throughout America, everyone seems to be caught up in this blissful feeling of “let them eat cake!” That is, unless you happen to be gay and wanna get married.
World's Ugliest Dog Named at Sonoma-Marin Fair: A 125-pound Neapolitan mastiff beat out 13 other mutts to be officially named the “World's Ugliest Dog” at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California. Gee, that face looks awfully familiar, is it married to Jerry Hall?
