Politics & Government
President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical
A satirical look at current events!
President Trump in Excellent Health After Physical: President Trump's White House physician Dr. Ronny Jackson, has declared him in “excellent health” after the president received his first medical checkup at Walter Reed military hospital.
Personally, I can’t think of a more disgusting job than having to examine Donald Trump’s body, but I guess its just part of Dr. Jackson’s job. After all, he is a rear admiral. That’s probably why Trump’s physical included a semi-colonoscopy.
Anyway, the doctor summarized by noting that while the President’s hands and genitals appear to be significantly smaller than normal, he otherwise appears to be in good health. After being given the results of his physical, President Trump bragged to reporters that doctors told him that we haven’t seen another American President in this kind physical condition since William Howard Taft. Yea, in fact, about the closest thing I can think of to describe the President’s physique - would be what astronomers often refer to as “gas giants.”
