Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon

Russian Military Jet Flies Low Over US Capitol and Pentagon: Numerous news outlets are reporting that a Russian surveillance aircraft flew over the US Capitol, the Pentagon, Joint Base Andrews, the CIA, Camp David and a secret government bunker called Mount Weather at what is being described as an uncomfortably low altitude on Wednesday.

Sources say the Russian plane was actually flying so low, Trump’s hairpiece almost blew off in the turbulence. So far, no word as to whether or not Sarah Palin was able to see the Russian plane from her front porch.

Sadly for the Russians, they were looking to gather intelligence, but instead found only Donald Trump. Talk about a big disappointment. My question is, why bother with a flyover? Good grief, haven’t they ever heard of Google Earth?

Personally, I don’t think the Russians were actually spying. I think it was just Putin saluting President Trump for all his hard work on behalf of the Russian people. I mean, why would the Russians need a spy plane with Trump in the White House?

Anyway, the bottom line is we should all be grateful we have an administration that is smart enough to realize that the real threat to America isn’t the Chinese or the Russians - its transgenders serving in the military.

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