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Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School
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Scott Walker Wants Wisconsin to Stop Dictating How Much Kids Go to School: If Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) has his way, the Badger State will become the first state to stop requiring students in public schools to spend a minimum number of hours in the classroom.
Because everyone knows you don’t properly educate a child by sending them to school, you do it by cutting taxes for the wealthy. Hell, people in Wisconsin don't need no education. They can figger out most ever-thing they need to no off Twitter and Facebook.
Wisconsin’s new state motto -“Just Say No to School!” And don’t think Gov. Walker doesn't practice what he preaches. In fact, Walker was a guy who was so attuned to the fallacy of education, that he didn't bother to complete his. True to his word, Walker’s vowed not to rest until everyone in Wisconsin is equally as stupid as he is.
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But the point here is - you don’t need an education to be a success. Take Sean Hannity, he dropped out of school, but was lucky enough to be home schooled by the Koch Brothers. And then there’s Rush Limbaugh - a college dropout who went on to become the GOP's leading expert on climate change.
Besides Wisconsin, even without a proper education, you can still get into great schools like Trump University - that is, just as long as you can find somewhere to get a loan to pay for it.