Sen. McConnell Says Repealing Obamacare is Job #1

Sen. McConnell Says Repealing Obamacare is Job #1: Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters now that the election is over, Republicans will move quickly to repeal Obamacare after President-elect Trump takes office and the GOP retains its majority.

McConnell said that their new slogan after the election will gradually transition from “Make America Great Again” to “Make America Uninsured Again,” adding “how are we supposed to Make America Great Again if everyone’s spending all day long at the doctor’s office?” Why some citizens are reporting feeling ill simply by seeing McConnell’s face back on TV again.

McConnell says its time we get back to basics in our healthcare system - which means health insurance plans that only cover you if you’re completely healthy, have never been sick before in your life (i.e. no pre-existing conditions) and which are taken away from you when you actually need them.

Additionally, there’s an added bonus to repealing Obamacare, which is that without healthcare, tens of thousands of Americans won’t even live long enough to become eligible for government handouts like Social Security or Medicare - which should bring about a Yuge cost savings.

And if that sounds a tad harsh, I live in a state which has legalized medical marijuana, so if I do happen to get sick, at least I’ll die a little less painfully.

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