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Trump Accuses Dems of Treason for Not Applauding His Speech

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Trump Accuses Dems of Treason for Not Applauding His Speech: In what many are calling a stunning statement for a sitting US President to make, President Trump suggested in a recent speech that Democrats who didn’t vigorously applaud him during his State of the Union could be considered “treasonous.”

Gee, last I checked, not applauding an emotionally unstable, narcissistic, megalomaniac shows both courage and intelligence. Asking a foreign power to intervene in your country’s election process is “treason.” Anyway, if it comes as any comfort to the President, I’m sure both Hitler and Mussolini are vigorously applauding him from hell.

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But treason for not applauding? Gee, now where have we heard that one before? I mean, that’s the kind of talk you’d expect to hear out extremely repressive regimes like North Korea or the Department of Motor Vehicles. In fact, Kim Jong-un is reportedly now accusing President Trump of plagiarizing all his best ideas.

Anyway, you can mark my words on this - what’s gonna different about the undoing of the Trump regime is that, when this grifter is finally held accountable for his many crimes - he’s not gonna be led him away in hand cuffs - it’ll be in a straight jacket.

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