Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months

Trump Demands Babies Not Be Born After Nine Months: President Trump confused more than a few loyal followers recently while delivering a speech at an anti-abortion rally when he declared “right now, in a number of states, the laws allow a baby to be born from his or her mother’s womb in the ninth month. It is wrong and it has to change.”

You know, this kind of makes me think back to when George W. Bush was president and we all wondered - “could anyone possibly be any dumber than this guy?" Well - now we have our answer! But regardless of that, its becoming quite obvious that the debilitating effects of the President's long, untreated gonorrhea infection is just heartbreaking. I mean, its really beginning to sound like poor Donald’s only a few months away from being spoon-fed jello pudding over at “Shady Acres.”

Meanwhile, we’re left with a country that was founded by geniuses, yet run by idiots! Just try and imagine how different things would have been had only we had gone to the polls and elected our first woman president - but sadly, Stormy Daniels wasn’t even running.

That said, in the interest of fairness, I did check the law and President Trump is correct - the courts still do allow babies to be born at nine months. Even so, I think its safe to assume most Americans would agree with me that having a baby at nine months “is not wrong” and that this is not something which “really has to change.” So hopefully, someone can convey to the President that its not really necessary to change the laws of nature. They seem to be working just fine.

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