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Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea
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Trump Issues Fire and Fury Threat to North Korea: President Trump gave his most direct and poignant warning toward North Korea yet, warning that the rogue nation had “best not make any more threats to the United States,” or “they will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”
The sad thing is, if he continues making threats like that, President Trump could easily undo all the goodwill our dedicated diplomats like Dennis Rodman have worked years to foster between the two countries. As the good book says, “for what will it profit a man if he gains the whole world, but loses Seoul, Korea?”
Now I’m no military strategist - but the way I see it, if President Trump really wanted to completely destroy Kim Jong Un and North Korea - instead of dropping a bomb, why not just give them the same treatment he gave Trump Airlines, Trump Vodka, Trump Magazine, Trump Mortgage Company, Trump Steaks, Trump Taj Mahal and Trump University?
