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Trump Takes to Twitter Again to Attack Baldwin’s SNL Impersonation:
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Trump Takes to Twitter Again to Attack Baldwin’s SNL Impersonation: President-elect Donald Trump once again took to Twitter to express his displeasure with Alec Baldwin’s portrayal of him on Saturday Night Live, claiming Baldwin’s impersonation of him is “unwatchable” and “just can’t get any worse.” Perhaps, but I think I’d take Baldwin's impersonation of Trump over Trump's impersonation of a president any day.
Baby Born Mid-Flight Forces Emergency Landing: A Southwest Airlines plane flight had to make an emergency landing in Charleston after a baby was born in the middle of the flight. Southwest officials say that while they’re extremely happy for the new parents, that doesn’t mean the kid flies free.
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Fake Clinton News Story Leads Man to Shoot-Up Pizza Joint: Police say a North Carolina man who shot-up a popular Washington pizza restaurant attempting to “self-investigate” a fake news story about Hillary Clinton and her top campaign aide operating a child abuse ring in the basement of the restaurant, has been charged with assault with a dangerous weapon. Trump supporters say even thought the allegations proved to be false, it will certainly make Hillary think twice before attempting to abuse small children in a pizza restaurant.
Hawaii's Highest Peaks Get Two Feet of Snow: The two highest peaks on Hawaii’s Big Island have been hit with a cold, wet storm that’s dumped 2 feet of snow, with an additional foot expected this weekend. Wow, makes me feel very fortunate to be able to pass the time relaxing in the warm, gentle breeze blowing through the scenic, rustling palms on the beautiful shores of Lake Erie here in Cleveland.
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Religious Nebraska Woman Sues All Homosexuals: A 66-year-old woman who describes herself as an “ambassador of “God and his son Jesus Christ,” has filed a lawsuit in Nebraska against every gay person on Earth, asking a federal judge to rule on whether homosexuality is a sin. Wow, sounds like they’re gonna need a pretty big courtroom. This woman even has Jesus mumbling “oh for Christ’s sake!”
New York Thief Grabs Bucket of Gold Off Armored Truck: New York police are searching for a green-clad man who swiped an 86-pound bucket of gold flakes off an armored truck and then disappeared with the estimated $1.6 million in treasure. And while I don’t personally know the guy, I’m betting this had to be pretty high on his “bucket list.” Police say a dog may have assisted in the heist, adding that their guess is it was most likely a golden retriever.
Playmate Booked for Methamphetamine Possession: A former Playboy Playmate has been booked for felony possession of methamphetamine after being stopped for running a stop sign in Hollywood. The former model claimed everything seemed to be happening so fast, she didn’t even notice the stop sign.
World's Oldest Person Marks 117th Birthday: Emma Morano, thought to be the world's oldest person and the last person alive born in the 1800’s, celebrated her 117th birthday in Italy, still swearing by her diet of two raw eggs a day. I love hearing stories like this because I intend to live forever and I gotta tell ya - so far, so good.
