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Trump Tells Golfing Buddies White House is a Real Dump

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Trump Tells Golfing Buddies White House is a Real Dump: Many are up in arms after President Donald Trump reportedly told a group of his golfing buddies at his New Jersey golf club that the reason he frequents his properties so often is because "the White House is a real dump.”

Wow, if he thinks the White House is a dump, I guess he’s really going to hate prison. But in some respects, he may be on to something. Rumor has it that since January 20th, the property has been overrun by a family of sleazy grifters.

I mean to hear Trump describe it, you’d think the place is going right down a gold-plated toilet. But in Trump’s defense, I'm sure that crack about being a dump was just a joke. You know, kind of like a Trump presidency - just a joke.

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