Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California

Tucker Carlson Says Normal People Can’t Live in California: Fox News host Tucker Carlson told viewers that normal people can’t live in California - and then described the state as a third world style dystopia dominated by illegal aliens and “tech oligarchs” with no common language, an no common culture, a collapsing infrastructure, an out of control debt, schools which are unusable and filthy public spaces. Gee, my question for Tucker and the Fox News viewers is, why would you even care about where “normal people” live? That's not your demographic. Sounds a little like Tucker needs a safe space. Perhaps Tucker should consider moving to the deep south, where much of the population lives in abject poverty, but they have really beautiful, plush college football facilities.

Study Finds Porn Can Shut Down Part of Your Brain: New research found that looking at erotic movies can actually shut down the part of the brain that processes visual stimuli. On the plus side, while the brain may shut down, other parts of the body seem to perk up.

Study Finds 1 in 3 New Marriages Now Start Online: Researchers found that more than a third of new marriages started online and that those relationships were slightly happier than those that began more traditionally. Hell, I had a friend who met his wife online. It was a mixed marriage - he was a Mac user, she used a PC.

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Meth Addicts Reportedly Looting Archaeological Sites: Archaeologists are reporting a dramatic increase in thefts of antiquities from their dig sites worldwide, but what is different this time is its methamphetamine addicts looting dig sites. Because of this, scientists are asking anyone who may find an ancient artifact, to please call an Archaeologist, not a meth addict.

Hubble Telescope Spots Star 9 Billion Light Years Away: Astronomers say the Hubble telescope has identified a blue supergiant star, 9 billion light years from Earth - the farthest individual star ever seen. And while 9 billion light years may seem like quite a distance to some, scientists like to put it in perspective by pointing out that one could fly there and back and most likely still be sitting on hold waiting for a cable company rep to answer your damn call.

Family Discovers Their New Home Was a Meth Lab: A young family bought a house for what they thought was a bargain in Klamath Falls, Ore, only to have everyone come down with mystery illnesses before learning that the property was a former meth lab. Well, look on the bright side, they can always rent it out for “speed dating” get-togethers.

Solar Installations in the US Growing Rapidly: As more businesses and households embrace the technology. the cost of solar has been going down dramatically, which means solar installations will likely continue growing at an ever-increasing pace. In fact, industry analysts say the outlook for solar remains quite “sunny.”

Car Sales Are Half of US Economic Growth: According to a Bloomberg analysis, car sales make up fully half of the US economic growth for this year. The other half is believed to have come directly from money the Kardashians blow on Beverly Hills shopping sprees.

Trump Renews Attack on Amazon Calling USPS Deal a Scam: President Trump lit into Amazon once again with a pair of tweets claiming that Amazon is using the Postal Service and a “delivery boy” and demanding that "this postal scam must stop!” I find it rather interesting the President would complain that Amazon is using the Postal Service as a “delivery boy.” Perhaps someone should explain to him that that’s exactly what the Postal Service does - they deliver stuff. As to whether or not Amazon is running a scam, I'll defer to the President on that one, because if there’s anyone on Earth who fully understands how a scam is run - it’s Donald J. Trump.

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Thousands Gather to Honor Stephen Hawking: Thousands of admirers lined the streets of Cambridge to pay tribute to the renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, who died March 14th. Thousands more said they wanted to attend, but they didn’t have the time and the church didn’t have the space to accommodate them.

People Stay in Bad Relationships Because They Fear Being Alone: A new study found that the fear of being alone leads many adults to stay in bad relationships or settle for less-than-desirable partners. So if I understand this study correctly, if you’re one of those people who stay in a bad relationship because you fear being alone - you’re not alone.

Cocaine-Stuffed Condoms Headed for the Vatican Seized: A package that was simply addressed to “The Vatican Post Office” containing 12 ounces of cocaine stuffed in 14 condoms has been intercepted by German authorities. A Vatican spokesperson expressed outrage - not at the cocaine, but at the condoms.