If you were to one day encounter some little green men, why on earth would you go right ahead and assume they were aliens from another planet? For all you know they could be Oompa Loompas who accidentally fell into a vat of lime Jell-O; I’m sure that’s got to be a definite job hazard at The Chocolate Factory. Or they could be really short people who used some “Tan in a Can” gone bad. You really never know. Mistaken identity happens.
Think about it, even congressmen can fall prey to appearing to be something they are not. Some of them might actually give off the allusion of giving a flying fig what happens to their constituents. Proof positive what you see isn’t always what you get.
So the next time you see a little green man getting out of what looks like a ship from another planet in a galaxy far, far away, don’t be fooled. It may very well be just a height-challenged lawmaker who’s tanning strategies didn’t quite work out for him, who also owns a nifty new space-aged jet that only the ultra-rich can afford.
