Accused Shoplifter: I've Caught Satan and Have Him in a Bottle

An Athens Clarke County Police officer was talking with Robert Anthony Leseueur about his having eaten a beef stick and drinking a soft drink in the Eastside Kroger without paying for the items. 

Leseueur, 36, informed the officer that "someone on the Internet" had told him to get the snacks. He then told the officer that he "had caught Satan and had him in a bottle in his book bag." 

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