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In today's newsletter:
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
• The Quest for Longevity (honolulumagazine.com) — A 79-year-old Kailua resident is showing how staying active, social, and purposeful can dramatically improve both longevity and quality of life. His volunteer work in nearby marshes, AARP teaching, and regular pickleball highlight how lifestyle choices, not just genes, shape how long and how well Hawaiʻi residents live.
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• ‘My mindset switched': Kamehameha grad McClinton joins Mexican Softball League (hawaiinewsnow.com) — Kailua-raised softball standout Colby McClinton, who grew up around Keolu Park, is taking her game pro in Mexico’s softball league early next year. The Kamehameha Kapalama and Cal State Fullerton star also hopes to grow her home-based jewelry business once she’s back in Hawaii, blending sports dreams with local entrepreneurship.
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• Kailua Man Pleads Guilty to Fentanyl Conspiracy (hawaiifreepress.com) — A 50-year-old Kailua resident has pleaded guilty in federal court to conspiring to distribute large quantities of fentanyl in Hawaii, with sentencing set for late September. Prosecutors say he worked with suppliers and helped distribute fentanyl and heroin from a Waikiki hotel. The case is part of a national Justice Department initiative targeting drug trafficking and related crime.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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