Tinley Park SuperTarget Security Guard Nabs Condom Thief: Cops

A sharp-eyed Tinley Park SuperTarget security guard caught a condom thief red-handed, police said.

The alleged condom thief, 48-year-old Maria Piszczor of Bridgeview, not only snatched a 12-pack of Trojans, police said, but also stole a bottle of MegaKrill from the Harlem Avenue megastore.

Piszczor slipped the condoms and krill oil into her purse and left the store without paying for any of it, police said. A security guard reportedly stopped Piszczor, brought her back into the SuperTarget and called the cops on her.

Piszczor was charged with retail theft.

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