Fundraiser at the Montvale Restaurant

This is a political parody!


HELLO,

WHO AM I?

The town manager of Arlington?  Belmont?  Charlestown?  Mayor of Malden? Melrose? Medford? Somerville?

Well, whoever I am, let's have a fundraiser for this fall!  I don't know if I want to be running for Katherine Clark's seat in Congress or to be Lieutenant Governor running alongside Martha Coakley.

I might have $40,000.00 in my war chest.

You can send me $100.00 at the Montvale Town & Country Inn and Resort this Tuesday night.  Forget the City Council, have a ball with me.  Let me spend your money on a fun fundraiser.

Do I have to announce what I am running for in advance?

Let's Party!

This Tuesday Night, at the Dunkin Donuts on Montvale Ave.

See my campaign manager, Patricia Slap On The Wrists for more details.

We're 5 mils out of the city limits so prying eyes can't find us.

That's right

This Tuesday night.

Take yourself and your checkbook to the fundraiser of fundraisers and help me decide if I should step down as Mayor and put a State Rep in to hold the fort.

THIS IS A PARODY

HOWEVER...truth is stranger than fiction.  Interesting that there's no public announcement of said fundraiser, is there?  That's why this is a parody. Or is it?