Onion Article References Tufts College Tour

The Onion recently set an article, “Campus Tour Guide Reminds Students At Each Stop They Have To Get In First,” at Tufts University.

An excerpt from the satirical news report:

“Next up is Tisch Library, which houses over 700,000 books and which has a rooftop patio where you can study, read, or just enjoy the great view of Boston, provided you get into the university, of course,” Davis said, adding that the 21 percent of applicants who are accepted to Tufts each year have full access to the library’s extensive digital collections and archives as well.

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