Health & Fitness
iPhone vs. the Walther P99
Gun permit applications are at record highs, gun sales rival iPhone sales and the stock shares of popular gun manufactures and Apple are going sky high. What's up with that?
It seems that everyone is going “cuckoo for coconuts” to buy anything made by Apple, which is driving the stock price sky high. You would have done about as well holding the stock of Sturm Ruger or Smith & Wesson, however.
What's behind the meteoric rise in the stock price of these gun manufactures?
What's up with the huge jump in gun permit applications?
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I have a pretty good idea, but I'm more interested in what you think.
Here are my “top ten” crackpot theories why popular gun manufactures can't keep up with gun demand:
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- Brown elected Governor of Kal-e-forn-eya.
- Mayan end of world on Dec. 21, 2012.
- The melt-down of the financial system.
- Birthers fearful of a Kenyan-born Muslim black man in the White House.
- Arab Spring and the Muslim Maude to bring in the new Caliphate.
- The European meltdown, beginning with the violence in Greece.
- Advent of the "Lord of the Flies" movement known as Occupy Wall Street.
- Fear that a riot will break out after the Trayvon Martin Shooting.
- Israeli bombing of Iran, ushering in the Apocalypse.
- Everyone left behind after the rapture suddenly realized they were living in Hell all along.
What's your crackpot theory?
