Suddenly left out when it’s an audience of Moms aged 40 and under!
Our politicians must focus their New Year’s solutions on fixing our economy for 2012, to avert our future idea of “Eating Out” to sadly be from dumpsters.
The names have been changed to protect the guilty. Any resemblance to any living person was probably purely intentional. Now, who wants coal in their stocking?
Tired of watching commercials and not having a say in what they say? It's time to make your own.
Life can be like an amusement ride ... with increasing speed, sudden drops and scary stops .
I got so exhausted cleaning up after the holidays I decided to take an afternoon nap... Sofa, so good!
It is not like I look for issues or tissues. But when life hands me Cheerios , I tend to make Cheery Cola!
At the onset of the First World War, a horse named Joey encounters many soldiers and families ravaged by the wheels of war.
Believe it or not, there was a time that kids played hundreds of self-organized games outdoors with as little as a tiny rubber ball and no supervision.
These words make allusions to the illusions of human speech that sound alike, as it differentiates phrases like Chanukah Gelt from Chanukah Guilt.
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It takes man to create and maintain machines and not the other way around. But the fact may be that man has been creating a way to make himself obsolete for centuries.
Offensive, shocking, inappropriate. And that's in 30 seconds or less.
Noah Griffith decides to babysit three kids to help out his mom. Little does he know that a request from his girlfriend will lead him and the kids on a wild ride.
Holiday epiphanies are not uncommon. It is like realizing that camera salespeople always stand behind their products! (Mainly because that is how to properly operate a camera, silly.)
Q=How do you know a Zombie is playing ice hockey at Nassau Coliseum ? A= There's a 'face-off' in the corner.
Some people tell me that today is a gift, that is probably the reason that it is called “The Present!” And with presents like wisdom, it is better to give than to receive.
In the search for truth that is stranger than fiction, I uncover facts like: Our country is exporting a record amount gasoline. We exported 430,000 more barrels of gasoline a day than it imported .
Q-Why does Neil Diamond like to stay at hotels at the clubs and arenas he performs in? Only one key and he comes in whenever he wants!
I once walked into a bar with my dog and the bartender asked, ”How’s it going?” And she said, “Ruff!”
When you can't remember where you left your car, it doesn't matter where the car keys are!
Whadda say the next time you’re at Burger King,you break into a Little Shop of Horror’s rendition of, “Feed me! Feed me, Seymour, all night long.......” and see what GLEEfully happens?
A widower moves his troubled son and carefree daughter to a run-down house and zoo in the Southern California countryside in an attempt to make a fresh start in their lives.
The youngest of two sons of the current Santa Claus finds out that one child has not received a present for Christmas, spurring him on an adventure to deliver that present to her before she wakes up.
Sometimes there is the need for a “normal” Individual to fling open the window and scream, “I’m mad as hell and not going to take it anymore!” It is not a breakdown, but a breakout.
A teacher and parent describes how she handles some hard questions asked by children.
Another look at the JLo/Fiat 500 ad -- from an editing perspective!
The only time our pre-Lipitor hunter-gatherer ancestors thought about becoming vegetarians and eating healthy was when they were being chased by a Sabertooth tiger.
If you really cannot find anything to be thoughtful and thankful about this glorious holiday season, welcome to the Hokey Pokey Hotline, the place to contact to turn yourself around!
Lacrosse is a sport,originated by North American Indians in the 1700s, where players use a netted stick for catching and passing a ball. I think more of you would have a ball, if you tried it.
East Meadow Baby Boomers...Send Us Your True Stories for Once Upon Our Times book.
A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a burger. He shoots the bartender and leaves. Everybody know that a Panda is a mammal native to China that eats shoots and leaves!
You have to spin a good yarn before you can weave a great dream. But for some athletic events, a knit hat and scarf are optional.
Why do people use their cell phones to do everything other than talk on the telephone? Seems they are too busy Sprinting towards the Verizon and being T-Mobile to care.
I guess this is what they mean when they constantly keep saying to me, “I consider it, with all certainty, that you must have a lot of time on your hands!”
The difference between try and triumph is just a little “UMPH!”
The "bug" no insecticide can touch.
Juliette Gordon Low's Birthday Celebration: Party Like A Rock Star
If you don’t want to visit family this Ho-Ho-holiday, take a tip from me as I can easily tell you where to go instead.
Halloween is a time of unbridled fun and harmless pranks and should be treated as a dress up version of the First of April . April Fools, Mr Great Pumpkin!