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SPANK AWAY

When's spanking called for?

Leon Freilich, Neighbor

Parent A's aggrieved
Tot just spilled lime juice
On the KMart carpet
(Droplets, not a sluice).

Certain spanking's needed,
A lifts up a hand,
Which B catches midair
To signal spanking's banned.

Who's on the right track,
Who's the one to obey?
Civilization demands--
Spank Parent A.

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