No elbows in your tender ribs,
No babies cheesing on their bibs;
No screeching wheels to pierce your ears,
No cash appeals from "volunteers";
No sweltering in your subway car,
No coughing caused by a lit cigar.
No need to park your automobile,
No spot, a thorough search'll reveal;
No parking lot or city garage,
No space excepting a mirage;
No bicycle without the risk,
No pothole jolts to spinal disk.
---------No form of travel beats the limo,
No possibility, it's primo.
No workplace benefit compares,
No more the mode of millionaires;
No sweat for you, no need to squirm;
No tab! It's paid for by your firm.
Yes!
