According to kinfolk legend,
My uncles were all Casanovas,
Before and after marriage
Indefatigable rovers.
Along with these family randies
Were my many red-hot aunties,
Famous throughout the city
For needing asbestos panties.
But my best-known relative
Was a banker whose tactics were scary
Defrauding and chiseling for years,
Repenting now in a moneystery.
