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ROCKING CHAIRS ROCK Midwestern researchers find that seniors have more sex than people think. --news item According to Chicago U., Which studied more than just a few, Old-timers — 50s to the 80s The folks we think are flabbyweighties — Continue past their job career To revel in the sexual sphere. May creak a bit, come down with cramps But that does not discourage Gramps And partner (wife, significant other Or insignificant another). As long as there’s a surging will It seems that seniors have their fill. Was this the case, pre-chemistry When arteries hardened regularly While other organs took the route Of software that cannot reboot? What’s changed, it’s probably safe to say Is healthy eating puts off decay. While exercise has a major role In upping sexual control. Then there’s the scientific spur, A gift to the gray-haired him and her That feeds desire’s bodily thrills-- Blue diamonds in the form of pills! So come, gray years, and turn the page, Ahead’s the fountain of old age.