Summer Solstice Aftermath

My brains' been acting out again.

I won’t go into details, but  I definitely have to have a serious talk with my brain.  There needs to be some changes. 

So, today, my brain's feeling a little rubbery.  And if you read yesterday’s post, you know why. 

The Summer Solstice party was a huge success, though. The Rye Police finally cleared out after 4 AM. They said they would send someone over to roll up the yellow crime scene tape this afternoon. 

Who would have thought that a labyrinth could cause so much trouble? 

Then the guy from the Druid union showed up at about midnight, and said he heard we were using some non-union Druids at an unsanctioned event.  I tried to tell him that they weren’t really Druids at all, but just Rosie and Frank, dressed in Druid garb. 

So that was the beginning. 

Then, since I couldn’t find any morris dancers to participate, I had to get two guys named Murray, to fill in.  But apparently murray dancers are not sanctioned by the Druid union either.

These guys are more mulish than the teamsters.

Then this Druid guy starts shouting something about “Human sacrifices need to be made!”, which is not something you want to hear at a party where you're just trying to have a good time.

 And I’m not even getting into this year’s Naked Fire Dancing debacle....

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