Happy Tuesday fellow Patchonians. I have been not so patiently waiting for enough good questions to do my blog post, so my sincere apologies for the delay. Here is your first totally improper "advice" column. *Claps Hands*
"I've been dating someone for 4 years and he is 38 and has no interest in getting married. What is a girl to do?"
-- His best friend.
"Really, what do our town police do?"
--I think most of them are in rehab right now.
"I am such a sexy woman. I get hit on constantly. It is really starting to get on my nerves. What should I do?"
--Tell me where you are going out at night, because if you're getting hit on with an attitude like yours, I am bound to get lucky!
"I have huge body image issues. Any advice?"
--Yeah, go out to wherever the above girl is going. Promise you will be just fine."
"Are you racist?"
--Nope. I dislike everyone.
"What is your favorite beach to go to out here?"
--Tiana is great when up the island tourists aren't urinating in the parking lot.
"How do I psych myself up to go back to college and stay motivated?"
--Pay for it yourself.
"Looking for something fun to do this Friday night. Any thoughts?"
-- I love going to Pindar Vineyards Sunset Fridays. Lots of fun & yummy wine!
"Are you ever wrong?"
--Everytime.
As always..you can post your questions in the comments or to remain completely anonymous, email me at TheImproperPrincess@gmail.com
