Hi, it's me Paris Hilton.
Just wanting to remind you that even though you aren't a member of the 1%, you can vote like one! Don't listen to all that talk about the GOP only caring about the Rich. We billionaires couldn't roll around in Champage and caviar if the Little People didn't believe what we tell them.
I mean, really, do you honestly think that Celebrities like me and my BFF's need insurance to see a doctor? Don't be silly. We pay cash for our abortions and tummy tucks. That's why we don't understand all this moaning and groaning about taking insurance away from The Poor. If they need an abortion, let them do what I do. Take Daddy's jet to Rio, get rid of the baby bump and party with beach blanket hotties.
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And don't get me started on Climate Change. If it's getting hotter and hotter it's because my newest sex tape, starring me and the Lakers, has just been released. I also don't know why everyone has their underwear twisted about the Supreme Court. First of all, I stopped wearing undies in 2001, as you may have noticed. And who cares about the Supremes? I mean, if Diana Ross is still alive, is she really revevant? I don't think so.
Vote for the American Dream! For everyone becoming famous and wealthy like me! Because when you vote Republican, you'll feel better about yourself until the gin and vermouth run out.
