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1. Marine gets decades for sex, porn crimes in Staunton (newsleader.com) — A former Marine has been sentenced in Staunton Circuit Court to 25 years in prison to serve for sex offenses involving a local juvenile and related child pornography charges. Prosecutors detailed how Staunton police and federal authorities tracked his travel, motel stays, and explicit videos, and the judge imposed a lifetime protective order while local officials emphasized protecting children in Staunton.
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2. City staff discuss maintenance as Staunton residents share concerns over Gypsy Hill Park pond condition (whsv.com) — Staunton officials are responding to residents’ worries about conditions at Gypsy Hill Park’s duck pond, stressing that staff check the area several times daily and remove dead wildlife promptly. The city is planning a dredging project and relies on constant water circulation and testing, while urging park users not to litter, avoid feeding ducks bread, and report maintenance or wildlife concerns quickly.
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3. Larry McKenney (pocahontastimes.com) — Family and friends in Staunton are among those mourning 83-year-old Larry Lee McKenney of Hot Springs, whose granddaughter lives here. The retired General Shale Brick laborer, remembered for his love of the outdoors, leaves behind children, grandchildren, great-grandchildren, and extended family across western Virginia and beyond; a private memorial will be held later.
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4. Lost Voices: Al Kubski (baltimorebaseball.com) — Baseball history buffs in Staunton may appreciate that our city once fielded the Staunton Presidents of the old Virginia League, one stop in scout Al Kubski’s long minor-league journey. This profile traces his path from 1930s small-town teams to discovering future Orioles and Royals stars, showing how low-profile scouts quietly shaped major league rosters for decades.
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