Van Living for MLB Pitcher, 'Iron Man' Delivers Bionic Arm, Naked Paint Parties: March's Top Headlines

Patch operates 23 daily news sites in Florida. The following are some of the top headlines from March:

• Watch: Priest Preaches ‘Thank God for Marijuana’
• Man Delivers Dead Body to Lawyer’s Office
• MLB Pitcher Lives in a Walmart Parking Lot
• Cops: Woman Dared to Go Bare Outside Dunkin’ Donuts
• Train Struck Florida Woman Who Texted While Walking, Cops Say
• Teens Wanted to ‘Get Rid Of’ Dog Who Wouldn’t Fight, Cops Say
• Watch: Robert Downey Jr. Delivers Bionic Arm to Adorable Boy
• Watch: Navy’s Blue Angels Create Their Own Disney Magic
• Rattlesnake Doesn’t Stop St. Pete K9
• Quick-Acting Police Chief Brings Boy Back to Life
• Call Derek Jeter Your Neighbor by Buying This $4.45 Million Tampa Home
• Naked Paint Parties Prompt Church’s Loss of Tax Exempt Status
• Photos: Monster Gator Returns, Chomps on Giant Turtle

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