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Haiku for Expectant Dads

Wiseman say "a rock can't grow anything"

Haiku lovers, please leave. Rosie O'Donnell-type Haiku-ists, please stay. Oh Rosie on "O." Yes. Give away Hugh Jackman CD's to everyone in the studio audience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happines will arrive soon

Together with earth you go

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Love, tenderness, are the

Moments you will share so often

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Blessed is the child so

Beauty in all forms

It has never been so good.

Wait, b.s., I don't recommend it.

A baby? Are you nuts, you jagbag?

Get out. No, don't leave the

Marriage you flippant ape

Get out of the house

And breathe nature

Thousands of diapers I have changed

Okay with it

Its the stripping of

My authentic self, my human-

ness, my freedom, my dreams

Wiseman say "a rock can't grow anything"

But it can rest alone, on the curb

Enjoy, you ___________

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