Today, I received a speeding ticket in the mail with an added bonus picture of the back of my head. I am thinking about ordering a dozen wallet-size and a dozen 4x6—there are endless possibilities for these glamour shots!
I could take it to my hair stylist and show her what I would like the back of my hair to look like since I always bring her pictures of movie star's faces. I could just send it back to the motor vehicle and change the picture on my license. I could frame one and look at it from time to time in hopes of learning a $40 lesson.
And, since the camera caught me leaving the scene, I could use this great photo of me for next year's holiday card showing everyone what a great year I had. Or even give one to my kids should they ever need to issue a Silver Alert!
Many papers post where these camera's are, so, I'm thinking I'll get back out there soon and go 15 miles over the speed limit and when the next $40 picture arrives, I'll order 100 or so, write my number on the back and have great new business cards.
I mean really, where can you get business cards with your picture on it for $40?
At least in the picture I had both hands on the wheel and wasn't talking on the phone and drinking coffee and eating all at the same time. I have been known to do that from time to time. I wonder if that would double the fine?
Can you imagine what some people get caught doing in the secret speeding, red light photo booth pictures?
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