I Could Do

Admittedly, there have been many moments in my life when I thought seriously about returning to school.

When the Fabulous Four were all on the school bus simultaneously, I sat at the round kitchen table, breathed a sign of relief and thought, “I can do it now.”

But before finishing my coffee, I picked up the local paper and noticed an interesting help wanted ad from a local attorney. The magic words “Katie Gibbs” identified me when I called to inquire about possibly working part-time...

After scheduling an interview I thought, “Well, not just now, but soon.”

Obviously, “ soon “ never returned because I quickly embraced the experiences of returning to the business community, and to be totally frank, enjoyed it’s monetary benefits.

Occasionally, I thought “Well, I could finally finish reading Virgil or perhaps learn to speak French.”

But they were merely fleeting moments, I was quite happy and various business opportunities filled my time as the Fabulous Four slowly fled to new adventures and my husband’s career demanded more travel.

Now, obviously, I have not only time but opportuninity to educate myself better via online college curriculums.

I could finally learn oh so many things, Virgil, obviously, but also an introduction to Greek literature.

However, early this morning after I opened the door and received a package, I wondered:

Would it be possible to take a fundamental class in basic skills, i.e., opening boxes, manipulating packages and/or rewrapping items for return?

I wonder where that is offered?

I believe the classes must be overcrowded because I am apparently not alone in this quest for knowledge.

I should apply quickly. If I am successful, perhaps I could then become an instructor.

After all, Madeleine, my beautiful Parisian neighbor, now speaks French only to the angels.

That eliminates any reason to conquer another language and Virgil will just have to wait a bit longer.