Weird Florida: Turtle Defense, Hunting Big Foot, Shoplifting a Chainsaw

Patch operates 23 daily news sites in Florida. Here is a roundup of some of the strangest, wackiest headlines from the month of November.

• No Treats for Dog Poop Dispute Shooter, U.S. Marshals Say
• Jailhouse Drug Smuggling by Mail Lands 3 in Hot Water
• Cops Not Buying Turtle Defense in Florida Stabbing Case
• Pastor Preached for More Than 53 Hours Straight
• Watch: Shoplifter Stuffs Chainsaw Down His Pants
• Owl Terrorizes Florida Neighborhood
• Florida Big Foot Hunters Aided By $100,000 Research Grant
• Cops Not Lovin’ Egg McMuffin Pill Smuggling Plot
• Green-Haired Florida Man Denied Taco Bell Pouts for Police Camera
• Underground Grow House Unearthed in Florida
• Dynamic Duo Tackles All 46 Disney World Rides in 1 Day
• Florida Man Challenges Cops to a Race, Loses
• Man With Unusual Name Charged in Attempted Rape, Robbery
• Woman Accused of Cooking Neighbor Faces 1st-Degree Murder Charges

Photo: A picture of a non-human primate arm uncovered in the woods during a Sasquatch Hunters expedition. Facebook