My hair disproves the theory of gravity.
Why are booty shorts the only thing available in stores for ten year olds?
I have a conflicted relationship with sleep. One the one hand, I love it. On the other hand, I'm not very good at it.
It's easy to feel like you're falling down on the mommy job. But hey -- we kept our kids alive long enough for them to find a therapist, didn't we?