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Share-worthy stories from the Illinois Patch network to talk about tonight:

Man Too Drunk To Realize He Was Shot: Police

The 19-year-old showed up at the hospital with a gunshot wound to the chest, saying he'd been shot the day before but didn't realize it.

McDonald's Workers In 10 Cities To Strike Over Sexual Harassment

Some workers have voted to stage a one-day strike, inspired by the #MeToo movement, in cities including Chicago.

Passenger Sexually Assaults CTA Driver, Tries To Steal Bus: Cops

Police said the man tried to grab the driver's breasts, causing her to flee before he got behind the wheel and tried to drive away.

Resigned Fire Chief's 'Questionable Expenditures' Part Of Probe

In question is spending related to the fire department's health fair.

Man Shot In Neck By Woman He Groped: Police

Police say the man groped a woman, who shot him and ran away. He then attacked another woman in the home, biting a part of her ear off.

Cop Impersonator Asked For Access Codes At O'Hare: Police

Police say the man, a repeat offender, wore a Chicago PD hat, a badge, and dark blue clothes when asking for access codes at O'Hare.

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