Hartford/Tolland County Cop Corner: Why did the Swan Cross the Road?

Someone threw eggs and ketchup at a high school building.

Someone was in an awful hurry to get to a strip joint for last call.

UConn is having a serious problem with pedestrian traffic.

A motorist is accused of beating up a cyclist and there is a reckless motorcyclist on the loose.

An area soldier was killed in a bizarre auto crash in Tennessee and locally there was a four-car pileup.

They are just some of the top cop stories from the past week in Hartford and Tolland counties.

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Southington

• Man Cited for Throwing Ketchup and Eggs at Southington High School

Manchester

• UConn Cops: Manchester Residents Accused of Beating Up Woman, Leaving Her on Sidewalk

Vernon

• Former UConn Hearing and Speech Clinic Employee from Vernon Charged in Embezzelement Case

Wethersfield

• Swan Briefly Turns Wethersfield Weekend Traffic into Ugly Duckling

Mansfield

• State Police: UConn Had Near-Miss Just Days Before Pedestrian was Killed by a Fire Vehicle

Ellington-Somers

• Warrant: Ellington Motorist Accused of Road Rage on a Cyclist in Somers

Glastonbury

• Man Charged in Glastonbury for Fraud Using Food Stamp Card

Tolland

• State Police: Man Blew Past Trooper at 100 MPH on Way to Tolland Strip Joint

Rocky Hill

• Rocky Hill Police Looking to Hire New Officer

East Windsor

• Three Busted for Narcotic Sales in Windsor Locks, East Windsor

Hartford

• Teen With Semi-Automatic Weapon Chased Down in Hartford

Farmington

• Three Injured in 4-Vehicle Crash in Farmington

East Granby

• Soldier from East Granby Killed in Bizarre Accident

Simsbury

• Simsbury Bank Robber Still at Large

Enfield

• Six Enfield Establishments Charged With Liquor Violations

South Windsor

• South Windsor Police Seeking Reckless Rider

Windsor Locks

• Woman Admitted Snorting Cocaine and Heroin Before Fatal Windsor Locks Crash: State Police

Newington

• Elderly Woman Killed in Newington Crash

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